What the Actual F*ck Card w/ Flamingo Magnet

What the fuck are flamingos even doing? What the fuck are WE even doing? Write the answers inside this card.

Removable magnet attached to the front of a digitally printed A2 greeting card.
Packaged in a cellophane sleeve with a kraft envelope.
Magnet is hand painted 1/8" baltic birch plywood.
Super strong rare earth magnet.
Magnet measures 2.75" x 2".
Blank inside.
May require extra postage.